Funny Garden Gnome Statue with Middle Finger Dog for Indoor/Outdoor Use

About this item

• 1. Please refrain from using profanity.
• 2. Keep your voice down.
• 3. No smoking allowed indoors.
• 4. Do not park in the handicapped spot.
• 5. Make sure to clean up after yourself.
• 6. Avoid running in the hallways.
• DESIGNED TO BE SUBTLE BUT EFFECTIVE: This Dog Has The Perfect Balance Of Zen And Contained Aggression, True Inner Peace…. Namaste!! This Puppy Also Loves to Greet Visitors At The Front Door, In The Office, In The Garden Or In Any Situation Where A Good Laugh Is Needed!!
• A UNIQUE GIFT: Imagine The Look On Their Face When They Realize You Didn't Just Buy A Lame Gift But A Gift With Imagination And Character! Perfect Gift For Christmas, Birthdays, Father's and Mother's Day, A White Elephant Gift Or For Any Dog Lover! Fits Perfectly On A Desk, Mantle, Countertop, In The Garden Or Even Next To Your Doggy Door!!
• HIGH QUALITY: This Statue Is A Notch Above Your Average Statue! Hand Molded And Painted With Extreme Detail To Make This Sasquatch Come To Life!! Also Constructed Of High Quality Stone Resin And Outdoor Grade Paint To Withstand Any Harsh Outdoor Conditions!!
• DOG SAFETY: Dog Safety Is A Priority To Us!! We Make Sure Your Statue Has A Safe Journey To Your Home By Individually Boxing Them With A Pre-Cut Styrofoam Insert For Added Shipping Protection!
• FUNNY GUY MUGS: A Family Owned Company Who Strives to Create Funny Imaginative Products That Last And Put A Smile On Your Face!!